WY State Bar Invites War Criminal Dick Cheney to be Keynote Speaker - LMFAO ... oh the irony!

To double down on the irony of the Wyoming State Bar inviting a war criminal to be their keynote speaker are the dates of their annual meeting which will be held between Sept 9 - 11.  

The worst, most criminally corrupt and most incompetent Vice President in US History, Dick Cheney, will be speaking on Sept 10.  

Dick Cheney can thank President Obama for not being indicted on war crimes.

Cheney's list of war crimes include his role conspiring and falsifying US Intel, presenting those lies (falsified Intel) to Congress and the UN in his effort to invade a sovereign country to steal Iraqi oil for Big Oil Privatization.

Here are some things Dick Cheney can include in his speech to the Wyoming lawyers:

He can recall that after being sworn into office in January 200, that August, (7 months later) GW Bush was on a month-long vacation.  Then Dick Cheney can tell the WY. lawyers that he recalls the incompetence and "dithering" of himself and the rest of the GW Bush Administration after they got the August 6, 2001 CIA PDB titled "Bin Laden Determined to Strike America" where on page 2 it states that Bin Laden had people in New York City and were plotting to hijack planes.  Sadly, due to Bush Administration's utter ineptitude, a little over a month later, 9/11/2001 happened.

Then Cheney can rub his disgusting, dripping-of-death hands together and explain that after that horrible terrorist attack, that happened on his watch, the plot to deceive, lie to the world, and cause hundreds of thousands of innocent people to die in his, Cheney's, effort to privatize Iraq oil was catalyzed and sped-up by war criminals: GW Bush, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, Rumsfeld and others in the Bush Administration.

Or maybe, he'll keep it short and say:

I, Dick Cheney, conspired with private Oil Corporations, helped falsify U.S. National Security Intelligence, sanctioned the outting of a CIA agent, sanctioned torture in violation of various U.S. Treaty obligations, lied to Congress, lied to the U.N and lied to the American public so deadly force could be used to invade Iraq and steal Iraq oil that resulted in the deaths and injuries of hundreds of thousands of innocent people, destroyed billions of dollars of property -- oh -- and I nearly left out, I, Dick Cheney and the entire Bush Administration was so incompetent that, given 8 long years, no one in the Bush Administration was ever competent enough to capture Bin Laden ... in fact, we let him go when we had him in our sights in Tora Bora in December, 2001, and that was a catastrophic National Security blunder.